- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
All the images of Jim in a vest, nervous because it’s his wedding day and he’s having emotions. And his dad comes through the door and says in a thick Irish brogue “When I met your mother she punched me in the jaw and and I slapped her in the face. Forty years later we’re still happy together and very much in love with each other.” And Jim rolls his eyes and gives his dad his fag and sighs, “When I met Sebastian he shot me,” and his accent is as thick as his dad’s because this is home and he doesn’t need to hide when he’s at home. “So you’re meant to rule the world,” his father says with a proud look in his eyes.
(Source: bakerstreetspylog)
Avengers Assemble Outfits
I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.
GIMME
Be real nice if they included where you could find some of these pieces at! I know the Loki necklace is sold in my store :)
I would wear: Loki, Black Widow, Hawkeye and Agent Coulson. Bruce is up for debate. I would wear Nick Fury’s boots, too, if there’s no zipper…
(Source: ravenclawsdiadem)
its due tomorrow hurry
I know you are alive you slut
DYING.
